As far as I’m concerned, any day the relatives visit is Turkey Day.

I’ve been trying a few “Cowboy Cookbook” recipes…and I’ve got the saddle bags to prove it!

When making Thanksgiving dinner, do your giblets end up in the gravy? … or do you wear a bra when you cook?

The only difference between a plague of locusts and my relatives is that the locusts don’t hang around watching TV after the food is gone.

If you ever get up early to go Christmas shopping today, you can save a ton of money. Of course, if you roll over and say “Screw shopping this year,” you can save even more.

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