Bus Driver
Posted by: JesterThe Sesame Street Kindergarten needed to hire a new bus driver. On his first day, the new driver’s boss felt the need to let him know about the passengers he would pick up.
“On your first stop”, the boss explained, “you’ll pick up a girl named Patty. Patty is very large, but please don’t mention her size.”
“Your next stop will also be a girl named Patty, and she too is a large girl. Please don’t make fun of her, either.”
“Your third stop will be a kid named Ross. Ross is kinda special, according to his mother. But he’s harmless, so don’t worry.”
“Ross has a couple of peculiar habits, though”, his boss went on to explain. “He likes to pretend he’s sneezing so just let him. And he picks at his feet and toes, but other than that, he’s fine.”
The new bus driver says, “so what you’re telling me is I have two obese Patties, special Ross let him sneeze pickin’ bunions on a Sesame Street bus?”
