Clubhouse Locker Room
Posted by: JesterSeveral men are talking in the locker room of a private club after exercising.
A mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
“Hello?”
“Darling, It’s me.”
“Darling!”
“Are you at the club?”
“Yes.”
“Great! I’m at the shopping center two blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat… It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”
“What’s the price?”
“Only $3,500″
“Well, OK, go ahead and buy it, if you like it that much…”
“Ahhh, and I also dropped in at the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the dealer, and he gave me a really good price. Do you remember we said we were going to exchange the BMW we bought last year…?”
“What price did he quote you?”
“Only $50,000 after the trade…”
“OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
“Great! Before we hang up, there’s something else…”
“What’s that?”
“It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account, and I spoke to the estate agent this morning. I saw the house we had looked at last year, and it’s for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, a hectare of park around it and a beach front…”
“How much are they asking?”
“Only $1,450,000. It’s a magnificent price, and I see that we have enough in the bank to cover the down payment…”
“Well, then go ahead and buy it; but just bid $1,200,000. OK?”
“OK, sweetie… Thanks! I’ll see you later! I love you!!!”
“Bye… I do too…”
The man hangs up, holds up the phone, and calls out: “Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
Tags: joke, men and women, practical joke
December 29th, 2009 at 11:25 am
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