Dec
4
2009

Girls at Different Ages

Posted by: Jester

What is the difference between girls/women at various ages?

At age 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At age 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At age 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At age 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At age 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At age 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At age 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!

At age 78 — What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

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