These two guys walk into a bar, and they’ve each got a black eye…

The bartender asks the first guy. “What happened to you?”

The first guy responds “I had a slight mishap of words with my wife.” he explains. “You see, we were getting plane tickets, and the lady behind the terminal was REALLY big breasted and I accidentally said ‘Two pickets to titsburg please!’ and I MEANT to say ‘Two tickets to Pittsburgh!’ and she hit me.”

The bartender looks at the second guy and asks. “And you?”

The second says “I had a slight mishap of words also. This morning, while I was eating breakfast, I meant to say ‘Please pass the margarine’ but instead, I accidentally said ‘You stupid bitch, you ruined my life!’”

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