We all fail sometimes. But there’s something about failing with style. Here are some of the best test paper blunders from the most clueless – and inventive – of students.

Classical Studies
Question: Name one of the early Romans’ greatest achievements.
Answer: Learning to speak Latin

Biology
Question: What is a fibula?
Answer: A little lie

Classical Studies
Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar’s death?
Answer: Suspicious ones

Biology
Question: Give an example of a smoking-related disease
Answer: Early death

Biology
Question: What is a plasmid?
Answer: A high definition television

Religious Studies
Question: Christians only have one spouse, what is this called?
Answer: Monotony

Physics
Question: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil fuels.
Answer: Fire

Geography
Question: What does the term “lava” mean?
Answer: A pre-pubescent caterpillar

Geography
Question: The race of people known as Malays come from which country?
Answer: Malaria

Geography
Question: Name one famous Greek landmark
Answer: The most famous Greek landmark is the Apocalypse

History
Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom.

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