Dec
11
2009

Three Old Men

Posted by: Jester

Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.

The 70 year old man says, “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee.”

The 80 year old man says, “My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement.”

The 90 year old man says, “At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I crap like a cow.”

So what’s your problem?” ask the others.

“I don’t wake up until nine!”

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