Jan
10
2010
Big Dog
Posted by: JesterA man walks into a bar and shouts “Who owns the Saint Bernard outside?”
A man replied, “It’s mine. Why?”
The first man says “I’m sorry to have to tell you but my dog just killed it!”
The owner of the Saint Bernard was shocked, “Are you kidding me? My dog is huge! He’s as big as a car! What dog do you have?”
“My dog is a Chihuahua.”
“How can your Chihuahua kill my Saint Bernard?” asked the owner of the Saint Bernard.
“Your dog choked on him.”
