Letter of Recommendation
Posted by: JesterTo whomever it may concern (since I have no idea),
I would like to personally recommend Susan. for what ever it is that she requires a recommendation for. I have known Susan professionally for a long time, almost 10 months. In that time her ability to almost do her job correctly has never ceased to amaze me. It takes quite a special person to answer phones and correctly forward callers to the proper employee. Some might say “That’s easy, anyone could do that.” But as her 15 year old replacement has proven, only someone with Susan’s special set of skills could make it look difficult.
During her employment Susan continually pushed the envelope of what it was possible to wear to work and not get fired. Often showing enough cleavage to make even the most satisfied infant salivate, Susan and the girls showed what it truly means to give it all you’ve got, or show it at least. You might be fooled into thinking that this was grossly inappropriate and not even “What Not to Wear” could save her, but let me be the first to say that her personal contribution to morale and lack of concentration to the office was unsurpassable.
Susan’s commitment to the job meant that she couldn’t just leave it at 8 hours and call it a day (unless she found someone else to give her a ride home to her apartment less than half a mile away. Walking is such hard work.) No sir, when there was a happy hour at another office, Susan was the first to ask you to come (and for a ride.) When there was no drama in the office, Susan would take it upon herself to sleep with one of your coworkers and tell you all about his Erectile Disfunction just in case you thought maybe you didn’t know him well enough after all.
And so it is without hesitation that I recommend Susan for whatever it is that she is applying for because that might mean I’ll have to hear from her less. Please accept and hire her.
Yours truly
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