When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.

So, I took her to a gas station.

And that’s when the fight started….

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of beer for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And that’s when the fight started…..

I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. “I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.” I said.

He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”

“Nah, she can order for herself.”

And that’s when the fight started…..

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