Jan
1
2010
Two Rednecks
Posted by: JesterThere were two rednecks walking toward each other down the street. One of them was carrying a sack.
When they met up, the other redneck asked, “Whatcha got in that there sack?”
The redneck with the sack replied, “Just some chickins.”
The other redneck said, “If I guess how many chickins there are in that there sack, can I have one?”
The redneck with he sack answered, “I’ll give ya both of ‘em if you get it right.”
So, the other redneck thought and thought, and he finally said, “Five?”
