Feb
20
2010

Australian Immigration Criteria

Posted by: Jester

A New Zealander was hoping to immigrate to Australia.

Upon arriving in Australia, he was questioned by a customs officer who asked him, “What is your business in Australia?”

“I wish to immigrate,” was the Kiwi’s reply.

The customs officer then asked, “Do you have a conviction record?”

Confused, the Kiwi then replied, “I didn’t think you still needed one.”

Share with Delicious Share with Digg Share with Facebook Share with LinkedIn Share with MySpace Share with reddit Share with StumbleUpon Share with Twitter

0 votes Please Vote!

Email This Post Email This Post

Tags: joke, politics

Leave a Reply

Spam Protection by WP-SpamFree


“Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.”
  — Joey Bishop
Subscribe
Subscribe and get jokes in your inbox.
    
Search for Jokes
Sponsored Links


Categories
Archives
Follow Us on Twitter
  • "If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows." -- Yiddish saying #quote 35 mins ago
  • A good masochist takes a lot of beating. #humor 1 hr ago
  • "Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill." -- Steven Wright #humor #quote 1 hr ago
  • I liked "Stairway to Heaven" the first ten thousand time I heard it - but after a week it got old. #humor 2 hrs ago
  • "Non illegitamus carborundum." ... "Don't let the bastards grind you down." #quote 3 hrs ago
  • More updates...