Feb
20
2010

Australian Immigration Criteria

Posted by: Jester

A New Zealander was hoping to immigrate to Australia.

Upon arriving in Australia, he was questioned by a customs officer who asked him, “What is your business in Australia?”

“I wish to immigrate,” was the Kiwi’s reply.

The customs officer then asked, “Do you have a conviction record?”

Confused, the Kiwi then replied, “I didn’t think you still needed one.”

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