Irish Doctor
Posted by: JesterA doctor in Ireland wants to get off work and go hunting, so he approaches his assistant. “Seamus, I am going hunting tomorrow and don’t want to close the surgery, I want you to take care of it and me patients.”
“Yes sir,” answers Seamus.
The doctor returns the following day and asks, “So Seamus, how was your day?”
Seamus tells him he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache so I gave him Tylenol.”
“Bravo Seamus, and the second one?” said the doctor.
“The second one had stomach burning so I gve him Maalox.”
“Bravo, again, you’re good at this, and the third one?”
“Sir, I was sitting here, and suddenly the door opens and a woman bursts into the room. Quick as a wink, she undresses herself until she hasn’t a stitch on and lies on the table, she then shouts ‘Help me, it’s five years since I’ve seen a man.’”
“Thunderin’ Lord Jesus, Seamus, what did you do?” asked the doctor.
“I gave her some eye drops.”
