Ever wonder what those terms in your annual performance review really mean?

Here’s a helpful guide to show you:

1. Outgoing Personality – Always going out of the office.
2. Great Presentation Skills – Able to bullshit.
3. Good Communication Skills – Spends lots of time on phone.
4. Work is First Priority – Too ugly to get a date.
5. Active Socially – Drinks a lot.
6. Independent Worker – Nobody knows what he/she does.
7. Quick Thinking – Offers plausible excuses.
8. Careful Thinker – Won’t make a decision.
9. Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs – Gets someone else to do it.
10. Expresses Themselves Well – Speaks English.
11. Meticulous Attention to Detail – A nit picker.
12. Has Leadership Qualities – Is tall or has a loud voice.
13. Exceptionally Good Judgment – Lucky.
14. Keen Sense of Humor – Knows a lot of dirty jokes.
15. Career Minded – Back Stabber.
16. Loyal – Can’t get a job anywhere else.
17. Plans for Promotion/Advancement – Buys drinks for all the boys.
18. Of Great Value to the Organization – Gets to work on time.
19. Relaxed Attitude – Sleeps at desk.

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