A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, and extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered the bar. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her with an air of utmost confidence.

Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, “I’ll do anything, absolutely any thing, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00…on one condition.”

Shocked and somewhat taken aback, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man’s hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said:

“Clean my house.”

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