Mar
18
2010

A Woman is Like…

Posted by: Jester

Between the ages of 16 and 18, a woman is like Africa — virgin and unexplored.

Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia — hot and exotic.

Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America — fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.

Between the ages of 46 and 56 she is like Europe — exhausted but still has points of interest.

After 56, she is like Australia — everybody knows it’s down there but who gives a damn.

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