Mar
26
2010
Doctor’s Thermometer
Posted by: JesterA doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.
He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities.
All through the meeting, one of the other doctors keeps staring at the thermometer behind his ear.
Finally, the doctor asks, “What do you keep looking at?”
So the other doctor asks him why he has a thermometer behind his ear.
In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims, “Damn, some asshole has my pen!”
