If Women Ruled The World…

1. PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
2. Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.
3. Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.
4. Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
5. “Ms.” Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models.
6. Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit.
7. Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women earn.
8. Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures.
9. Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.
10. During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds.

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