Everyone loves lawyer jokes, so here are a few.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50?
A: “Your honor.”

Q: What do you call a lawyer whose gone bad?
A: “Mr. Senator.”

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.

Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: The tick stops sucking blood and drops off after you’re dead.

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Q: What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: What is the difference between a dead lawyer and a squished skunk in the road?
A: The vultures will eat the skunk.

If you have more, feel free to contribute!

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