Men are not so complicated. Just look at the facts outlined below:

• The nice men are ugly.
• The handsome men are not nice.
• The handsome and nice men are gay.
• The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
• The men who are not so handsome, but are nice, have no money.
• The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think women are only after their money.
• The handsome men without money are after women’s money.
• The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don’t think women are beautiful enough.
• The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are pigs.
• The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and are actually heterosexual, are shy and never make the first move
• The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in when a woman takes the initiative.

Now … who in the world understands men?

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