Mar
19
2010

Number of the Beast

Posted by: Jester
Number of the Beast

Number of the Beast

666 is the Number of the Beast

670 – Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI – Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000000 – Number of the High Precision Beast

665.9999954 – Number of the Pentium Beast

0.666 – Number of the Millibeast

/666 – Beast Common Denominator

666 x \| -1 – Imaginary number of the Beast

1010011010 – Binary Number of the Beast

1-666 – Area code of the Beast

00666 – Zip code of the Beast

1-900-666-0666 – Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute.

$665.95 – Retail price of the Beast

$699.25 – Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769.95 – Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$606.66 – Wal-Mart price of the Beast

$566.66 – Costco/Price Club price of the Beast

Phillips 666 – Gasoline of the Beast

Route 666 – Way of the Beast

666 °F – Oven temperature for roast Beast

352.223C – Temperature of the Beast in Celsius

666k – Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg – Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

Lotus 6-6-6 – Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66 – Word Processor of the Beast

666i – BMW of the Beast

668 – Next-door neighbor of the Beast

- Number of the Blonde Beast, uh…what was the number again?

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One Response to “Number of the Beast”

  1. Aleta Fahrner Says:

    Enjoyed this chuckle. Thank you! Keep writing.

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