Mar
16
2010
Old Ladies
Posted by: JesterTwo old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain.
One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
Her friend inquired, “What’s that?”
“It’s just a condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.”
“Where did you get it?” the other one asks.
“You can get them at any drugstore.”
The next day she goes into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
She says, “It doesn’t matter as long as it fits a Camel.”
