Old Man’s Doctor Visit
Posted by: JesterAn 85-year-old man was told he needed a sperm count as part of his physical examn.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”
The next day, the old man returned and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked the old man what happened.
The patient explained: “Well, doc, it’s like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then with her armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.”
The doctor was shocked. “You asked your neighbor?”
The old man replied, “Yep. None of us could get the jar open.”
