Mar
3
2010

Political Rivals

Posted by: Jester

An old man was lying on his death bed.

He was a life-long Democrat and in these last moments of his life, he decided to join the Republican Party.

His friend of many years was surprised and asked him, “But why? You’re a Democrat through and through. How can you change now?”

The old man leaned forward and explained, “Well, I’d rather it was one of them that died and not one of us.”

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