Mar
24
2010

Seven Hundred Ten

Posted by: Jester

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.

A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other in confusion and then another customer asked, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?”

She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I have lost it and need a new one.” She went on to say that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked, “Is there a 710 on this car?”

She pointed and said, “Of course, it’s right there.”

710

710

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