Teeing Off
Posted by: JesterIt was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and a man was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker:
“Would the gentleman on the woman’s tee please back up to the men’s tee!!”
Our man was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement:
“Would the man on the women’s tee kindly back up to the men’s tee.”
Our golfer simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more the man on the loudspeaker announced:
“Would the man on the woman’s tee back up to the men’s tee, please!”
Finally our focused golfer stopped.
He turned, looked through the clubhouse window directly at the person with the mike and shouted back, “Would the person in the clubhouse kindly shut the hell up and let me play my second stroke?”
