Three Deer
Posted by: JesterAn 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on acorns.
The 8 pointer says, “I’m happy with my twenty does, we’re really getting along.”
The 4 pointer says, “I’m happy as heck with my ten, they really take care of me!”
The Button buck says, “My two are all right, better than nothing I guess.”
Then all of a sudden a giant fourteen pointer walks out into the field. The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe. The big buck made a huge scrape and peed in it, rubbed a tree the size of a telephone pole and snapped it off at the ground.
The three bucks looked on in amazement.
The 8 pointer says, “I could probably get by with ten does, Who really needs twenty anyway?”
The 4 pointer says, “You know, come to think of it, I only really need four or five of mine…”
The button buck was silent as the other two bucks look over to him in confusion.
Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the field. He rips and tears up some grass, pees all over the place, snorts and wheezes, rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his buddies.
His friends immediately ask him, “What the heck are you doing!?”
He replies, “I’m just making sure that big son of a bitch knows I’m a buck!”
