Mar
11
2010

Three Priests

Posted by: Jester

Three priests that are friends run into each other during lent.

The first priest mentions that he’s going to give up red meat for lent.

The second priest thinks for a minute and says he’s going to give up sweets for Lent.

The third priest’s attention had wandered to a passing woman wearing 4 inch heels and a tiny skirt when the first priest asks him what he was going to give up for lent.

After regaining control of himself he returns to the conversation and replies, “Celibacy.”

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