Mar
10
2010

Zen Master

Posted by: Jester

A Zen Master goes up to a hot dog cart and says, “Make me one with everything.”

The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, who pays with a $20 bill.

The vendor puts the bill into his cash box and closes it.

“Where’s my change?” asks the Zen Master.

And the vendor responds, “Change must come from within.”

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