In today’s more “green” conscious society, it’s helpful to know whether or not you’re wasting too much energy. Here’s a helpful list to see if you are:

1. A plasma screen in every room is this year’s home improvement goal.
2. You think “Energy Star” is an award for burning more electricity.
3. Your electric bill is delivered by hand-truck.
4. Your home draws so much power it has a nice, warm glow on Google Maps.
5. When you get home and turn on the lights there’s a ‘hit’ on the national power grid.
6. Your home entertainment system needs its own electric meter.
7. before starting your car, you program your SUV’s GPS to get you from gas station to gas station.
8. You paved over your herb garden for extra parking.
9. when you enter an appliance store, the first words out of your mouth are “Show me the biggest one you’ve got.”
10. You scoffed at “Cash for Clunkers” and bought a Nissan Titan to tow your SUV because it ran out of gas between stations.

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