Apr
18
2010
Blind Man and the Big Blonde
Posted by: JesterAn old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:”
- The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
- The bouncer is a blonde girl.
- I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
- The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
“Now,” she concludes, “think about it seriously, Mister….Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
