Cheating Wife
Posted by: JesterA guy arrived home from a business trip a day early in order to catch his girl cheating on him.
In the taxicab home, he offers the cabbie a hundred bucks if he’ll be a witness to his gal’s affair.
The two tiptoe into the house. The husband flips on the lights in the bedroom, yanks back the blanket and sure enough, his wife is in bed with another man.
As he puts a gun to the naked man’s temple, his gal shouts, “Don’t honey, don’t shoot him. He has been very generous to us! I lied when I told you I inherited money…”
He bought the Corvette I gave you.
He bought our new cabin cruiser.
He paid for our house at the lake.
He paid for our country club membership.
He even pays the monthly dues!”
The guy lowers the gun and looks at the cab driver. “What would you do?” he asks.
The cabdriver doesn’t hesitate and says “I’d cover him back up with that blanket before he catches cold.”
Tags: joke, relationships, work
