What Are The Best Excuses to Use With Cops?

Here’s what I’ve got so far….

1. I was on my way to bring you donuts.
2. I didn’t want to be late getting home in time to watch cops.
3. I thought you wanted to race.
4. My girlfriend is pregnant and my wife just found out.
5. That light can’t be red if you’re too drunk to see it.
6. I was afraid you weren’t a real cop.
7. I thought you were bringing my wife back to me.
8. My wife didn’t want to be late and she out ranks you.
9. I knew there was a speed trap there and I wanted to get through it as quickly as possible.
10. I really had to take a dump. (This didn’t work with the cop but worked with the judge.)
11. I ran outta beer and I wanted to pick us both up a couple of 6 packs before the store closed.
12. Because this babe Ms.(read officers name tag) just called and said her husband was gone but she had the handcuffs so hurry up.
13. I’m driving a Toyota and the gas pedal is stuck.
14. uhh… no speaky engrish ocifer… korea!
15. I was speeding, I’m not gonna lie. But how fast were you going to catch up to me?

Have another one? Feel free to add your own excuses to the list!

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