A lawyer is at his tee getting ready to take his shot.

While preparing, a golfer in the adjacent fairway hits him square in the face with his golf ball.

“I don’t believe it!” he exclaimed. “Your ball hit me in the eye! I’m going to sue you for five million dollars!”

The other golfer replied, “I said ‘fore!”

The first golfer then said, “I’ll take it!”

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