The only thing the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.

This is due to the fact that:

• 40% of the time, it’s just hanging around unemployed…
• 30% of the time, it’s hard up…
• 20% of the time, it’s pissed off…

and

• 10% of the time, it’s in the hole…

It has two dependents, but they’re both nuts…

Starting next year, penises will be taxed according to size. The tax brackets are as follows:

• 10″-12″ … Luxury Tax
• 8″-10″ … Pole Tax
• 5″-8″ … Privilege Tax
• 4″-5″ … Nuisance Tax

Males exceeding 12″ must file under Capital Gains.

Anyone under 4″ is eligible for a Refund.

Please do not ask for an extension.

Issues still under consideration by the IRS are as follows:

• Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
• Do multiple partners count as a Corporation?
• Are condoms deductible as work clothes?

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