Apr
22
2010
Kids Today
Posted by: JesterA young man with a wild and multi-colored hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench who is reading a newspaper..
The old man looks at the young man and has an obviously surprised expression on his face.
“What are you looking at, old man?” the kid says?
The old man chuckles to himself, shakes his head and goes back to his newspaper.
The kid doesn’t like his response and continues, “Come on old man, what’s your problem? You never done anything crazy in your life?”
The old man replies, “Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a parrot. I thought you might be my son.”
