Love Dress
Posted by: JesterA woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son’s house.
She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filling the room.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work,” her daughter-in-law said. “I’m wearing my ‘love dress.’”
“Love dress? But you’re naked!” said the mother-in-law.
“My husband loves it when I wear this dress,” she explained. “It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can’t get enough of me.”
The mother-in-law got the idea and left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on some romantic music, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying on the couch provocatively.
“What are you doing?” he asked.
“This is my love dress” she whispered, sensually. “What do you think?”
“It needs ironing.” was all he said.
Tags: joke, men and women, relationships
