Saving George
Posted by: JesterGeorge W. Bush was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge railing and landed in a creek below.
Before his security detail, three kids who were fishing nearby, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, “I sure would like to go to Disneyland.”
George said, “No problem. I’ll arrange the trip for your whole family for a week”
The second kid said, “I’d really like a new pair of Nike Air Jordan’s.”
George said, “I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!”
The third kid said, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!”
George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, “But you don’t look like you are injured.”
The kid says, “I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!”
