Top 10 Things Not to Say in Victoria’s Secret

1. The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!
2. No Thanks. Just sniffing.
3. I’ll be in the dressing room going blind.
4. Mom will love this.
5. Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboy Logo on it?
6. No need to wrap it up, I’ll eat it here.
7. Will you model this for me?
8. Oh honey, you’ll never squeeze your fat ass into that!
9. 45 bucks? You’re gonna end up NAKED anyway.
10. Does this come in children’s sizes?

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