Two friends were out walking home from a bar one night.

As they’re stumbling along, the first guy keeps adjusting his pants.

“I tell ya,” he says, “As soon as I get home, I’m gonna rip the wife’s nylons off!”

“What’s the rush?” his friend asked.

“The bloody elastic in the legs is killing me!” the first guy replied.

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