Apr
23
2010
Women Explained Mathematically
Posted by: JesterIn an effort to better explain women, we’ve done some math on the topic and we’d like to share what we’ve discovered:
1. To find a woman, you need Time and Money. Therefore:Woman = Time x Money
2. You know the saying “Time is Money,” so:Time = Money
3. Therefore: Woman = Money x Money, or:Woman = (Money)2
4. You’ve also heard that “Money is the Root of All Problems.”Money = \Problems
5. Therefore,Woman = (\Problems)2
6. Removing the exponents, you arrive at:Woman = (\Problems)2
Woman = Problems
I hope that helps.
