May
27
2010
20 Ways to Say “Your Fly is Open”
Posted by: Jester- The cucumber has left the salad.
- Fire the cannons.
- Would you like fries with that?
- The hotdog rolled out of the bun.
- Can we get channel 18384005432?
- The motherload just left the cargo bay.
- Beam it back in Scotty.
- Paging Mr. Johnson… Paging Mr. Johnson…
- Is it housebroken?
- The pea pea has left the pod pod.
- Elvis has LEFT the building!
- Mini Me locked himself out.
- Put your joystick back by the console.
- The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
- Should we plug you in?
- Is it a Democrat or a Republican?
- Put the pickle back in the jar.
- It’s dead Jim!
- I’m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
And the number one way to tell someone their fly is unzipped:
- I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.
Tags: adult content, joke, men, silly
