May
6
2010

Blonde Bank Customer

Posted by: Jester

A young and pretty blonde woman stood at the bank cashier’s window and smiled. “I’d like to cash this check, please,” she said, handing it over.

The teller examined the check, then said: “Could you identify yourself, Miss?”

For a moment the lovely girl’s brow creased over, then with a bright look she fumbled in her handbag and producing a mirror, glanced in it and with relief said, “Yes! It’s me, all right!”

The clerk said, “No Ma’am, you misunderstood me. We require a photo identification.”

The girl searched her bag again and found a picture with a group of young children and an adult. “This is my third grade class photo,” she explained. “I can identify myself here — that’s me, third from the left in the bottom row.”

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