May
6
2010
Chinese Restaurant
Posted by: JesterA man walks into a Chinese restaurant for dinner.
He is told by the maitre’d that there will be a twenty minute wait and suggests he wait in the bar.
The man walks to the bar and seats himself.
The bartender walks up and says with a heavy accent, “What you rike dlink?”
The man replies, “Give me a Stoli with a twist.”
The bartender squints at him for a few seconds, then smiles and says, “Once upon time were four rittle pigs…”
