Insurance Jokes
Posted by: JesterProperty Insurance
Jeff’s farm was destroyed by a tornado. His wife Amy called their insurance agent and said, “The farm was insured for $200,000 and we want the money.”
“I’m sorry Amy, but it doesn’t work that way. We will determine the value of your farm and get you a new one that is worth about the same.” the agent said.
Amy paused and replied, “Well, in that case, I’d like to cancel the policy on my husband.”
Four Months to Live
A widow went to the hospital because she was very sick. After some testing a doctor told her, “There is no easy way to say this. You will only live another four months.”
The woman lowered her head and didn’t speak for a moment. She then asked “what am I going do?”
The doctor said, “Marry an insurance salesman.”
“Will that help me live longer?” she asked.
“No, but it will seem longer.”
Insurance Salesman
An insurance salesman, accountant and a secretary are traveling in through a rural area. Tired, they drive up to a small country inn.
The owner tells them he only has a room with two beds so somebody will have to sleep in the barn for the night.
The secretary loses a game of rock paper scissors and heads out to the barn while the others go to sleep.
In less than an hour they are woken up by a knock. It’s the secretary, who complains, “There is a pig in the barn. I’m Jewish, and cannot sleep near an unclean beast.”
The accountant gets frustrated and heads out to the barn.
The other two go to bed but soon are woken up by another knock.
It’s the accountant who says, “There is a cow in that barn. I’m a Hindu, and it would offend my beliefs to sleep next to a sacred beast.”
The insurance salesman just wants to get some sleep he walks over to the barn in a huff.
Some time goes by and the accountant and secretary fall fast asleep but they are woken up by a much louder pounding.
They open the door and are surprised by what they see: The pig and the cow.
