May
23
2010

Praying

Posted by: Jester

A man climbs to the top of mount Everest and gets close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks:

“God, what does a million years mean to you?”

God replies, “A second.”

The man then asks, “What does a million dollars mean to you?”

God replies, “Nothing.”

The man then asks, “Can I have Nothing, then?”

God says, “In a second…”

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