Traveling in the Amazon
Posted by: JesterThree men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican.
They were captured by some Amazons and informed that they would be punished for invading the Amazon’s territory.
The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?”
The German responds, “I will take oil!” So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. After the whipping, the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.
The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, “What do you want on your back?”
“I will take nothing!” says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch. He too had horrible wounds on his back after the whipping.
The Amazon leader turns to the American and asks, “What will you take on your back?”
He responds, “I’ll take the Mexican.”
