Girls can be hard to understand…

Sometimes they try to be subtle, and the message gets lost on some men.

Here is a little insight on what women mean by what they say in certain situations.

“It’s a little chilly in here.”
Means: Come over here and warm me up! This is especially true if she’s already wearing a sweater.

“Aww, you shouldn’t have.”
Means: You certainly should have. (And it’s possible you just earned some points.)

“I don’t know what I’m doing tonight.”
Means: Ask me to do something with you. (If it sounds fun, she might do it with you otherwise she will call one of her other boyfriends but she’s definitely doing something tonight.)

“Come over – we can hang out, watch a movie.”
Means: I have more than a movie in mind. She’s just looking for the right guy to do it with — and it sill may not be you.

“I’ll be ready in a minute.”
Means: I’m ready now, but I’m gonna make you wait a little longer. Don’t start acting impatient or the process will take even longer.

“I have nothing to wear!”
Means: I need an excuse to go shopping. This makes no sense, as most guys will not want to take her shopping and most women need no real excuse to go shopping.

“I’m fine!” (in a bar)
Means: I’m DRUNK! (But not so blotto that she doesn’t know what she’s doing.)

“I’m fine” (in any other situation).
Means: There’s obviously something bothering me. And it probably involves you.

“Is that what you’re wearing tonight?”
Means: I hate what you’re wearing – go change! Preferably, change into the clothes that she bought or picked out for you, since you don’t know how to dress yourself.

“No, I don’t mind that you talk to her.”
Means: Of course it bothers me if you talk to her! I hate when you talk to other girls. (But it’s okay if a girl flirts with other guys, since that’s just flirting and nothing more.)

“I just need some space.”
Means: I need space without you in it.

“Can we slow things down a little?”
Means: I’m not having sex with you.

“I’m not ready for a boyfriend right now.”
Means: I don’t want you to be my boyfriend.

“We’re such good friends… you’re like a brother to me.”
Means: You don’t have a shot in hell – you’re in the friend zone.

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