Two guys in a bar are talking about their wives.

“My wife is mad at me again,” says the first.

“Why?” asked the second.

“I was bombed at the bar across the street last night and she came looking for me.”

“What’d you do?” asked the other man.

“I asked her for her phone number.”

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