A guy walks into a bar and sits down.

The side of his face is bruised and bleeding…

The bartender looks at him and asks, “What in the world happened to you, buddy?”

The guy says “Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore.”

“Yeah,” says the bartender. “What did she do?”

“She hit me with her bag of quarters!”

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